Preheat your oven to 375°F. Grease a loaf pan like it owes you money.
In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, salt, and sugar. No need to sift—this isn’t pastry class.
Pour in the beer and stir with a wooden spoon or your favorite spatula until combined. It’s going to look lumpy, and that’s fine.
Scoop the sticky dough into the prepared pan. Smooth out the top a little with the back of your spoon.
Drizzle that melted butter over the top. Don’t hold back—it’s beer bread, not a salad.
Bake for 45–50 minutes, or until the top is golden and a toothpick comes out clean from the center.
Let it cool in the pan for at least 10 minutes before trying to slice it. Trust me on this one.