Bake the cake according to the directions on the box. Let it cool completely—seriously, don’t rush this or you’ll end up with a sticky mess.
Once cooled, crumble the cake into a large bowl. You want fine crumbs, not big chunks.
Mix in frosting, a bit at a time, until the texture feels like playdough—moist enough to stick, but not overly gooey.
Roll the mixture into small balls, about 1 inch wide. Place them on a baking sheet lined with parchment.
Stick them in the fridge (or freezer if you're impatient) for at least 30 minutes so they firm up.
Melt your candy melts or chocolate according to package instructions. Dip each lollipop stick into the melted coating before inserting it into the cake ball—this helps it stay put.
Now, dip each cake pop into the melted chocolate, let the excess drip off, and decorate with sprinkles or your favorite toppings.
Stick them upright in a foam block or a box with holes until the coating hardens.
Eat one immediately—you earned it.