Preheat your oven to 400°F. Line a loaf pan with parchment paper, letting it hang over the edges for easy lifting.
In a large bowl, beat cream cheese and sugar until smooth. Add eggs one at a time, mixing well after each.
Pour in the heavy cream, vanilla, salt, and flour. Mix until smooth — no lumps allowed.
Pour the batter into your prepared loaf pan. Give it a gentle shake to level it out.
Bake for about 45 to 50 minutes, until the top is deeply golden and the center jiggles slightly.
Cool completely before slicing. It’ll sink and crack — that’s the charm.