Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C).
Cream the butter and sugar together in a large mixing bowl until light and fluffy. This is your arm workout for the day—don't skip it.
Add the eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each. Stir in the vanilla extract.
In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, salt, and nutmeg.
Gradually add the dry mixture to the wet ingredients, mixing until a soft dough forms.
Lightly flour your counter and roll out the dough to about 1/4 inch thickness. Use cookie cutters—or an upside-down glass, old-school style—to cut out shapes.
Place the cookies on a parchment-lined baking sheet, leaving a little space between them.
Bake for 8 to 10 minutes, or until the edges are just golden. Don’t overbake unless you like crunchy regret.
Cool on the sheet for a couple of minutes before transferring to a wire rack to finish cooling.
Eat warm, or store in an airtight container if you can actually resist them that long.