Preheat the oven to 350°F and grease three 8-inch cake pans. Line the bottoms with parchment paper.
In a large bowl, combine the sugar, flour, cocoa, baking soda, baking powder, and salt.
Add the buttermilk, vegetable oil, eggs, and vanilla. Mix until smooth. Slowly stir in the hot water—it’ll look thin, don’t panic.
Divide the batter evenly into the pans and bake for 22–25 minutes. Let cool completely.
For the frosting: beat butter and peanut butter until smooth and fluffy. Gradually add powdered sugar, vanilla, and just enough milk to make it spreadable.
Stack and frost the cooled cake layers. Don’t worry if it’s a bit rustic—charm counts!
For the ganache: heat the cream until steaming, then pour it over chopped chocolate. Wait 2 minutes, then stir until smooth. Let cool slightly, then pour over the cake.
Refrigerate the cake briefly so the ganache sets. Slice, serve, and listen to the silence—everyone’s too busy chewing.