Preheat your oven to 375°F (190°C). Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.
In a bowl, mix the self-rising flour and Greek yogurt until a dough forms. It’ll look a little messy, that’s okay.
Transfer dough to a floured surface and knead gently until smooth.
Divide the dough into bite-sized pieces—pretzel nugget size is what we’re going for here.
Roll each into a ball or a stubby log. Shape isn’t everything, flavor is.
Place the pieces on your prepared baking sheet.
Brush the tops with the beaten egg to get that shiny, golden finish.
Sprinkle with coarse salt like you're seasoning fries. Be generous, but not reckless.
Bake for 20 minutes or until they look golden and irresistible.
Cool slightly, serve warm, and accept your snack hero award graciously.