In a large bowl, mix warm milk and yeast. Let it sit for 5-10 minutes. If it looks bubbly, congrats—it’s alive!
Stir in sugar, eggs, melted butter, vanilla, and salt. Mix until combined.
Add flour one cup at a time, stirring until a dough forms. If it sticks like drama on reality TV, sprinkle a bit more flour.
Knead the dough on a floured surface for about 5 minutes until smooth. Or until your arms get tired.
Place dough in a greased bowl, cover, and let rise for 1-2 hours. Use the time to scroll aimlessly or do something productive. Your call.
Once doubled, punch it down gently (like it insulted your baking skills) and roll it out to 1/4-inch thickness.
Cut into squares or whatever shape feels right. Triangles? Go wild.
Preheat your air fryer to 350°F. Spray the basket with cooking spray.
Place beignets in the basket, leaving room to puff. Air fry 5-6 minutes or until golden brown.
Let cool slightly, then shower them in powdered sugar like it’s a snow day in New Orleans.